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Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.
gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster
Pocket monster by Lingoelnino December 3, 2009

crack monster 

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
crack monster by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.
gelatinous monster by the cheat September 13, 2003

weave monster 

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.
Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?
weave monster by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Shirt monster 

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.
*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?
Shirt monster by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

universal re-monster 

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.
The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!