Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

Waterloo Logic

Incorrect use of logic in a social situation. Named after the London ‘Waterloo’ train station, which is renowned for confusing passengers with its complex platform layout.

“Hey, I thought you said we were meeting on the platform?”
“I know, I was on the platform!”
“Which one?”
“The underground platform”
“Oh my, looks like you’ve been using Waterloo logic again”

by Michael86jj January 5, 2014

Lindsay logic

The act of stringing together partially coherent thoughts to form the basis of an argument by which you justify your actions. It may not make any sense to anyone else, but it makes sense to you and that's all that matters.

I use Lindsay logic to justify my mac and cheese addiction

by Number1_Macklemore_Fan_Lindsay September 18, 2016

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Peg-Legging

When a woman with a prosthetic leg removes it and puts it in a man's ass for sexual pleasure.

I'm gonna ask that girl with the eye patch her opinion on Peg-Legging.

by IntegerZ September 18, 2020

vishnu logic

Deep analogy/logic of a situation which makes no sense whatsoever.

Now that's a Vishnu Logic.

by Mohammrd Farish September 26, 2020

Girl logic

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.

Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.

by Bananas Are Yellow December 1, 2020