Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015

literal SCP 

A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)

Terry: Have you seen Emily?

Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.

Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.

Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit

literal SCP by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

A literal Joey 

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

A literal Joey by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

literal equations 

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

literal equations by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

liberating 

Making you/someone feel free

The Red Army was liberating Jew's from concentration camps

liberating by DBD-King July 24, 2016

Liberazi

A person who believes you should not have freedom of speech unless you completely agree with their "progressive," "PC," etc... opinion/agenda. Usually unable to distinguish between fact and opinion. Abhors any situation where they feel discriminated against yet have no problem discriminating against others; uses euphemisms to deny doing so.

I tried to have a discussion about the election but the Liberazi told me that my voice should not be heard because I was not a member of their marginalized group

Liberazi by MacMizzzle November 18, 2016

Literally Dying 

When you just can't even and basically die.

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.

Literally Dying by meow_zz August 18, 2016