remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.

Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!

by Lkephart January 17, 2011

Cock Jackers

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012