Jellyfishing

When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".

When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.

by Sleeve of the Wizard August 10, 2010

jelly

cellulite or fat

I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)

by Cricket September 8, 2003

jellydonut

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.

You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.

by erica February 12, 2004

mad jelly

term used to describe someone who is both mad and jealous. also means this person is very jealous. derived from the term 'u mad?' in which later the term 'u jelly?' came about.

Dude 1: "Sup bro. I'm fucking your girl. U mad?"

Dude 2: "Yeah I'm mad you little prick."

Dude 1: "U jelly?"

Dude 2: "Fuck you."

Dude 3: "Oh he mad jelly."

Dude 1: "Yeah. He mad jelly."

by therealboy November 18, 2010

Peanut Butter Jelly

the single greatest sandwich of all time

"Make me some pb&j, bitch"

by jabari May 25, 2003

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Two best friends who are really close!

We are so closer Peanut Butter and Jelly are jealous!

by dynamitebrianna October 5, 2009

Jellymonger

A purveyor of fine English jellies

I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly

by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008