Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.
The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us
by Professor Switzleheimer December 22, 2021
Get the Uncle Jasonmug. Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish
by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014
Get the jason guttridgemug. by H and Z September 29, 2012
Get the Being a Jasonmug. When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.
As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.
As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.
Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!
#2
Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!
#2
Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.
by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017
Get the Jason the hell outmug. Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
by Kingofdick July 26, 2019
Get the Jason the fake bikermug. To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.
Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’
The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...
Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg
The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...
Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg
by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018
Get the Pull a Jason Rothenbergmug. Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.
Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011
Get the Jason Day's Wifemug.