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Jack Bruce

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.
Jack Bruce can sing like no other!
by John Underwood May 20, 2005
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Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.
Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!
by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006
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isabelle and jack

two people made for eachother, complete soulmates who make eachother so happy, and will be together forever
girl 1: who are they?
girl 2: oh thats isabelle and jack, they're made for eachother
by zipzapzing January 7, 2012
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Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.
I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.
by Daddybot October 3, 2012
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Fi-jack

–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.
1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."

"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."

2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"

"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."
by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 10, 2010
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Holden Jackaroo

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019
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jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis
"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"
by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008
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