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internet dad

Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.
My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.
by egrill137 June 18, 2018
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RSM International

RSM International an abbreviation of Royal Society of Monkeys International'.

Founded as a global society to exploit the increased propensity of audit monkeys associated with working in unsavoury conditions, the Society is now ranked as the 6th largest globally in its pursuit of greater exploitation of audit monkeys.
Salustro Reydel felt it could better exploit its monkeys by joing the rival Monkey netword KPMG from RSM International.
by Robson Rhodes May 18, 2006
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have an internet

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.
lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist
by Kraas October 17, 2008
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
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Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Internuts

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.
The poster was getting badly flamed, so threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.
by BabylonDon December 26, 2008
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internet

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005
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