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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
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Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)
“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”
by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020
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human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
by RasSpoa July 24, 2021
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domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.
me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.
by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
by Fyuria May 24, 2011
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Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
by Hung Bill January 3, 2022
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