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anal horny

It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.
by Rainami October 21, 2010
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Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend
You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?
by FrogCat March 22, 2020
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horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.
Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.
by Chair face April 16, 2023
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Horny bird

A boy from deep in the woods of walkertown nc who will fuck anything that walks and rides a Harley rain or shine you may mistake him as a Mexican when he where’s his carhart Beanie
Damn Kyle is a horny bird
by Cody Livengood January 9, 2020
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horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.
Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
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horny memes

people who think HORNY= FUNNY but just prove they are horny and making a fool of themselves
guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!
by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021
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Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023
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