Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

Red hook

When a ginger sticks their finger in your ass like a fish hook

I was laying in bed and my girlfriend red hooked my asshole

by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019

mariam hookah

The hookah in which you don’t share the pipe. You hog it all.

I don’t share because I use mariam hookah

by JunaidBhai July 18, 2019

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019

Death hook

"Death hook" refers to when someone who's playing the game, Dead by Daylight, their character has been hooked at least twice.

Upon their last and third hook, their character dies, so thus the name, "Death hook" was coined.

Popular Twitch Streamer: "Uh oh. Come heal me because I'm Death Hook next."

by TheLastAndFinalDefiner May 24, 2020

Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.

Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.

by KurMungeon December 6, 2022