Home Field Advantage

Taking a dump in your own bathroom.

Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.

by the rude linguist April 1, 2010

cone of home depot

The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits

"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee

by nubie plz October 13, 2008

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

let's go home

that shitty last thing you say to your friend as they bleed to death in a burning building.

"Let's go home, Hide."

by BukkakeButler June 24, 2016

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet home Alabama means loving to fuck your family, as an example of these people: Javier scalleta

Sweet home Alabama can be used when you tell someone they love fucking their family

by Imega June 25, 2019

Home Owner's Association

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.

If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.

by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006