Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012

holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019

Holy Virginity

Child concieved through imaculate conception. Some faiths actually believe in this.

"Father, it was an imaculate conception. I still have my Holy Virginity."

by Mikeyboy0 November 4, 2007

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010

Holy Pancake

This Is A Scrumptious Pancake Forged From Heavens Gate On Thanksgiving Day, The Devil Did Not Make These Because He Is Too Sinister To Make Something So Sweet.

I Enjoyed Myself A Holy Pancake And Got Purged Of My SIns

by Russell Dorgan December 27, 2006

holy kamoley

Holy Kamoley. Specifically to be used when one witnesses Jesus Christ in his second coming, descending to Earth from the Skies on a Velociraptor and Joint in his hand.

HOLY KAMOLEY! ITS JESUS!!!!

by Hopeful_atheist November 26, 2013