Hamstuck

The act of having made claims with malevolent intent in the past.

She bragged that she was going to Harvard. But I found out we were simply hamstuck to make us feel bad. In reality, she didn’t get into Harvard and was waitlisted at Hondros community college. That is sooooo socio.

by guhvelmo March 20, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."

by maskofsanity June 2, 2024

hamstermaxxing

the action of manifesting yourself as a hamster. a subcategory of looksmaxxing which also includes gerbing

Hailee: Wow! Michael Bates is totally hamstermaxxing right now!

Sidney: I know… How does one look so hamster-like? Crazy stuff

by hmoneyonthebeat June 3, 2024

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024