beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.

I gave her the old banana hammer last night.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

Dil-Hammer

A wooden stick with a dildo attached to it(usually used as a strange, gay weapon)

Run away!He has a dil-hammer!

by xXKillgearXx October 17, 2010

Hammer Spin

The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.

John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."

Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."

by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009

Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

by Esp65p September 5, 2019

body hammer

a body hammer is a dick

“Damn, she wants the body hammer!”

by stevemeupjohnny5678 December 27, 2017