beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.

I gave her the old banana hammer last night.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

Hammer throw

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

by Bucktooth legend March 15, 2022

Dil-Hammer

A wooden stick with a dildo attached to it(usually used as a strange, gay weapon)

Run away!He has a dil-hammer!

by xXKillgearXx October 17, 2010

Hammer Spin

The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.

John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."

Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."

by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009

Hammer dancing

Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.

Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.

by wombxwrecker April 22, 2016