Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza”
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 04, 2024
Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid
by tomtomtom jenakins January 26, 2018
retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
The James Charles Flicker Goon technique, originally created by James Charles, is an act where you swing your penis around some pile of makeup, it doesn't require to have any specific type of makeup to successfully do the James Charles Flicker Goon technique. It can cause nut blast up to 10 meters long, around 150 MPH (200KMPH).
by James Charles gooner master February 17, 2025