Google Maps-stalk

1. v. To deceive someone into believing you are outside their house, or have been there recently, by screen-capping their house from street view in Google Maps and sending it to them as proof, as if it were a photo you took of it. Most effective when done to friends, family and acquaintances that live a sizable distance away.

2. To otherwise look up someone's address on Google Maps or Google Earth and look at their house in a stalker-like manner.

-Is Ashley in town? She took a picture of my house and sent it to me.
-Nah, she just Google Maps-stalked you.

-You have a nice tree in your yard.
-Stop Google Maps-stalking me!

by Silver G. April 10, 2011

google docalypse

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.

Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..

by robsws September 23, 2011

google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground

Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground

by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014

interterm goggles

The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.

Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.

by Max McGetbacktoschool January 21, 2009

bandwagon goggles

When you like something, especially underground comics or indie movies, only due to a sudden spike in its popularity. It's common to "have your bandwagon goggles removed" after said popular media is criticized and you realize that you don't really like it.

Guy #1: I was wearing my bandwagon goggles after Scott Pilgrim vs. The World came out and everyone went batshit over it.
Guy #2: I did the same thing with Watchmen until /co/ removed mine.

by Lithane August 14, 2010

safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.

Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.

by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017