by ShadowReaper May 6, 2018
Get the Red goggles mug.When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
Get the hockey goggle mug.by ShutUpAllisonYourAnnoyingMe March 30, 2022
Get the Goggle mug.Unlike beer goggles, these goggles allow individuals have the mindset and accuracy of a well trained sharp shooter.
"Coach wants us to soak it in for a little bit but we still have a mission and a goal.....we gotta get our focus goggles on and focus on saturday"
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard
by FocussedRocket April 18, 2011
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Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.
by ncase23 June 13, 2016
Get the Fireball Goggles mug.Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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