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high school football team

A bunch of overrated man-hoes who joined because they are narcissistic fuck bois looking for attention.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
Bro 1:Dude have you seen the guys on the high school football team?
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
by Chicken Wagon January 23, 2017
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footballing

When a girl wearing stockings gives you a footjob and you cum all over her feet and you lick the cum off of her feet and you pass it into her mouth by hooking up with her. It's a footjob plus a variation of snowballing.
Me and my girlfriend were footballing last night.
by StockingsFetishBoy March 6, 2005
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football goat

'wow leo messi is on another level, its like hes not even on this earth..'
'yes, he is the football goat'
by nataliapeepee December 14, 2022
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football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.
You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
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Football

American football is the greatest sport ever created, not to be confused with football(soccer)
John : Are you watching the football game on Sunday?

Eric: I'm watching football all day on Sunday! Even on Monday and Thursday!
by TheTweetGuy December 23, 2013
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Upper Moreland High School Football

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.
John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.
by yeahthatsme_ October 20, 2011
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Canadian Football

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL
by T8KEM September 14, 2005
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