Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

by Brownie O October 20, 2012

Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

by Neckflap October 27, 2017

Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto

your a cunt flap

by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018

frothy flap-dragon

A vagina with extra long lips, flapdragon, that is extremely moist.

Man it's hard to make sweet sweet love to Adam when he's a frothy flap-dragon.

by 11111116666767252638 April 3, 2018

Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.

Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today

by Big Guy ;) July 30, 2019

Belly flap clap

When a person has loose belly skin, such as after pregnancy or extreme weight loss, and does an activity such as jumping or running, causing the extra skin flap to clap against the person.

Losing100_facefree has loud belly flap clap in her IG videos because of her extra belly skin after losing so much weight.

by Losing100_facefree December 6, 2021