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Flap-a-squat 

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart
The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.
Flap-a-squat by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Flap nap 

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.
Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?
Flap nap by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

fat flabs 

The flabs on the stomach or legs of a fat chick.
Justin: hey zack did you do you girlfriend last night.
Zack: no i couldn't find her vagina so i just grabbed two fat flabs and went at it.
fat flabs by awz yea mang September 7, 2010

Nasty Flap 

To be nasty and have a flap for a piece of hair ; also can refer to the term "Gage"
Everyone : Ya nasty flap.
Nasty flap : Ok cool I don't care.
Everyone : sure you don't .
Nasty flap : Ughughugh.
Nasty Flap by George Donnell October 5, 2016

moist flap 

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.
moist flap by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

Double flap snail 

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail
Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown