Farms

Speaking of farms...

Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

Farm Boat

A ship used to transport animals for use in zoos and farms.

There's a boat they use to put animals on. You know, a farm boat.

by plastic_eggs December 20, 2013

farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.

Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

antique farm equipment

also see black child

antique farm equipment

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023