fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me

by MrMethod September 7, 2008

fecker

A less hard hitting derivative of fucker, commonly used in northern parts of the UK.

Shopkeeper: Gies' back those cheese n' onion taytos ye wee fecker!
ned/chav: No way ye spa!

by eZsquirT July 27, 2019

fecophiliac

someone who enjoys eating each others shit for sexual pleasure. bboth dyaln and marco are fecophiliacs.

Marco ate dylans shit after teddy came over.

by no yuo August 28, 2003

Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

fecilate

Derived from feces, to poo.

Man, After those tacos, I gotta fecilate.

by Matthew Pryce February 2, 2004

Feckopia

A state of extreme sexual satisfaction.

Joe:Want to hit the strip club?
Jack:No my girlfriend was over all last night I'm riding the feckopia.

by Zer0cool April 27, 2008

Fecality

Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.

"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."

by SoundAvarice July 19, 2009