Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009

Anchor Eye

The time your eyes suddenly drop to boob or butt level.

-Walking in the mall with your friend and you see a hot chick walking towards you with cleavage-

Friend: "Dude, did you just anchor eye?"
You: "Yeeah Buddy!"

by CJxOmnishot April 23, 2012

Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

by Glorious Gladys December 8, 2016

Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017

Dead-eye

The ability used by RDR characters (I.E. John Marston, Arthur Morgan, Red Harlow) to slow time and hit their targets with high accuracy and precision

John's Dead-Eye is a heart beating whilst Arthur's is a clock ticking

by Troll200 October 29, 2020

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

eye matta

The booger that comes out the corner of your eyes

Eh little nasty boy go wipe out the duty eye matta out your eyeballs lol

by dunnied September 12, 2016