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eating cookies

A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.
by BStalker July 16, 2007
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Eating people

To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.
"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"
by MikeTheeCannibal April 4, 2009
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Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.
Madonna's music eats a dick.
by Eatadick Chaney April 16, 2003
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eat cat

Something that many Asian's have done.
<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."
by Bib Jones June 22, 2008
mugGet the eat catmug.

eat the dog

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.
"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"
by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008
mugGet the eat the dogmug.

eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you
by shiney77 October 1, 2018
mugGet the eat memug.

eating chips

Matt was eating chips to porn.
by w234 July 14, 2006
mugGet the eating chipsmug.

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