Ding Dong

the sound of a doorbell

Random person: *rings doorbell* DING DONG

by toast7 June 12, 2010

dong

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

by Les G September 17, 2005

Long Dong

A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff

Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.

by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Dong Zhuo

The fat tyrant that controlled the young emperor. The allied forces defeated him even though he had hired Lu Bu.

Dong Zhuo is a sick, repulsive man.

by Yukira Tsurama July 2, 2003

menage a dong

sexual activity involving three dudes. no more. no less. 3 dudes - all must engage in sexual activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a trois'. otherwise see 'gangbang - dong' or 'gang bang - dong'.

Andrew and Braden said it was fun having a 'menage a dong' with Bill; however, since Andrew and Braden didn't mess around, Bill was really 'gang banged - dong'.

by SIK-ENG September 1, 2011