DUCK TAPE is the most amazing thing ever invented. Not ducT tape, ducK tape.
*Like the force: dark side & light side and holds the universe together.
*Like the force: dark side & light side and holds the universe together.
by Shirley April 19, 2005
A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.
Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"
Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"
Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"
by dooshkanew August 24, 2009
a teddy duck is a titty fuck
by Benjamin Allen February 03, 2007
An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger
It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to
A phrase expressing panic or anger
It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to
by surely April 13, 2005
A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ December 02, 2009
by Betsy November 27, 2003
i ducked under last night
by Canary July 04, 2003