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Duck Dynophobia

- the fear that some of the characters on the politically incorrect reality-show Duck Dynasty might push their pro-heterosexual and basic traditional Christian views on sexuality and sin in the mainstream corporate controlled media

Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
by GlennyJ December 20, 2013
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Duck Life

The state of mind where one smokes everyday
Keeps it real with the homies and enjoys the good life
No worries all happiness
no stress
summertime
whatup homie
not much man chillin
whats good for today
idk yet some duck life shit no doubt
wordd lets smoke this spliff
by chiefwidefoot December 23, 2011
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duck juice

My spandex undies are saturated with duck juice
by Hemorrhoids February 25, 2017
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sucka duck

A foolish person who needs to accept his/her comeuppance for their wack behavior.
Yo, B, you need to chill wit' that, you actin' like a sucka duck and need to accept yo' comeuppance!
by Kwirk April 23, 2004
mugGet the sucka duckmug.

Muddy Duck

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the muddy duck is when one person anally penetrates another person while flapping their arms and quacking like a duck.
Steve had so much fun packing Kathy's fudge, he quacked like a muddy duck.
by Kip Marshall August 15, 2006
mugGet the Muddy Duckmug.

Duck tape

DUCK TAPE is the most amazing thing ever invented. Not ducT tape, ducK tape.

*Like the force: dark side & light side and holds the universe together.
by Shirley April 19, 2005
mugGet the Duck tapemug.

duck butter

A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.
Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"

Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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