Egyptian Taxi Driver

One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.

I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.

-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!

by Iskander July 20, 2008

Drive By

Farting on someone and walking away.

My dog just did a drive by; he can't handle the stench of his own farts.

by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016

Drive texting

Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving.

I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive texting, and the homeless dude just showed up on my windshield.

by dasmall1 February 25, 2009

Drive by Cali style

A variation of the drive by where instead of just shooting the target, you shoot up the whole block the target is on.

"Fuck em' lets do it Cali style"

by Jared Rogers April 18, 2005

Driving Game

A game played when bored. Usually late at night.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.

I went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!

by 2SXE4U March 31, 2011

drived

An incorrect version of a past tense drive

He (drived) along the street

drove

by Musicismagic? May 14, 2016

bile driver

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher is a bile driver.

by scott777 April 7, 2008