douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey

"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do

by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf March 01, 2011

Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024