Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
by Not_another_fickle_fulhamer July 13, 2022
Get the Douchebag stylemug. by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
Get the douchebagmug. Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
Get the Douchebagmug. Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
Get the Flag Waving DoucheBagmug. Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
Get the Car Douchebagmug. A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug.