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rusty dildo

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.
by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019
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the forbidden dildo

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.
“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”
by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 17, 2019
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dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.
This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!
by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006
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dildo fuck

Awesome name to call stupid cunts. Combination of "dildo" and "fuck".
Jane: I love ponies!
John: Shut up you dildo fuck.
by EvilHom3r December 24, 2009
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dildo

Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.
by UofL June 6, 2005
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dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.
The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.
by BigEz April 8, 2010
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Dido

The most boring female artist ever to offend my ears, she makes me want to die.
Did you hear Dido's new album?
Why do you think I am hanging from the ceiling with a piece of rope round my neck?
by playa25852 June 21, 2005
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