swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006

Full Deck

(n) A two-handed handjob.

I heard her say "You like a full deck?" so I looked to my right and she was jerking him off with both hands!

by Oona Pelota June 22, 2016

Deckerville

The small and worthless town, that will soon be in the shits because no one there wants to make advancements in life and use new technology. but rather keep it as a shitty little farming town.

You know, every small town that is stubborn is gonna end up like Deckerville.

by MESALONA February 21, 2009

Deck

Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.

Gah! I hate that deck! He's always being so mean & emotional!

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl who wears extensive dental devices, which usually consist of Braces, Head gear and retainers.

Dont let Suzy give you blow job, they dont call her black and decker pecker wrecker for nothing.

by Luigi Bing August 17, 2004

Go Deck

Go Deck: A freaking idiot, someone who messes up constantly

Goddamn Rachel you broke my door you go deck!

by Oh you know me November 28, 2005