rofl my copter

rofling someones copter means giving them a handjob

if u rofl my copter and let me call u "sledge" ill give u 10 bucks

by 1337 m4st3r June 3, 2008

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

Cooter

What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter?
:everyone else: Probably making a flag.

by wdeafdasg July 28, 2006

Cootercologist

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003

Penis Copter

bad, unfortunate, awful

Also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,

Dude! The fire department is on fire!

Well, penis copter!

by Pseudonymzizzzl June 2, 2011

CooterBatalion

When lots of vaginas attack you at once!

HELP! Get my penis out of this Cluster of CooterBatalion!

by cootscoot September 26, 2006

copter

COPTER is an acronym that stands for: 'Cause Of People That Eat Rice

Some Guy: Where did spaghetti come from?

Answering Guy: COPTER we have spaghetti because Columbus brought noodles to Italy.

by Canadian#1, Karate Kid April 2, 2009