condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.

No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.

by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023

fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015

Condom

A glove penis

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom

by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods September 15, 2016

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017

Condom

Balloon but protection

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~

by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013