used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area

"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."

by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

gamer girl condom

A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls

"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"

by Pure blood viking July 20, 2020

condom penis

Where the skin from the shaft covers the head to form a tip, creating a condom penis.

Dude that porn star has a condom penis!

by BlackDevil November 14, 2006

condomary

a place from where condoms are distributed, usually free of cost.

The condomary has run out of condoms.

by uttam maharjan September 23, 2011

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008