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5 Coin

When you miss something obvious, such as being confused about what to call a coin with a 5 on it.

Alternative: being forgetful.
You forgot to let us know what kind of coin it was; how very 5 Coin of you.
by MetalMurse October 11, 2023
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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Full Coin Down

When a mammal (typically a cat) places its bare asshole on a surface
Girl: My cat sat on my pillow “full coin down” and left a gnarly streak.

Guy: That’s fucking disgusting!
by Sad cat owner February 9, 2024
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The Coin Flip

When a brave drug addict drops Acid, and proceeds to smoke a joint. When the acid kicks in, they make shroom tea and wash down MDMA and 2CB with the tea. Once peaking - in succession the drug addict ingests a K-Hole line of ketamine, inhales a breakthrough dose of DMT, exhales the DMT vapour into a NOS balloon, and inhales/exhales the NOS Balloon containing the residue DMT vapour until they disappear.
Holy balls dude Ricky just did The Coin Flip and he disappeared!
by therealpotnoodle February 24, 2024
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Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024
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Kirk Coin

A rare resource worth approximately 2.946 million USD
"Yo bro would you bottom Falcon for a kirk coin"
by Therollingrapeshitter February 27, 2026
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Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.
“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”
by Uncle Stronz February 7, 2025
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