cool chinese pimps 

A very dangerous Chinatown gang, usually filled with Asians that are all around 5 feet and they are known to carry katanas. If you see a group of them it is best to stay away. They are located in several Chinatowns around the Bay Area in different cities such as San Francisco, Oakland, and Richmond.

Tyrome: Holy shit, Jamar my nigga, it looks like the Cool Chinese Pimps saw us.
Jamar: Don't trip blood, I'm strapped you feel me?
Tyrome: Yeah but they know kung-fu!
Jamar: Oh shit you're right, let's jet in my Cadillac 2007.

cool chinese pimps by Bobby415 August 22, 2007

Cool beans 

When something is totally awesome!

Person 1: Hey Genevieve! I made you garlic bread and baked ziti for dinner tonight!
Person 2: Wow! Cool beans!!!!

Cool beans by Nat73MD November 6, 2015

cool police 

a sarcastic remark to indicate someone follows trends, and also dis the reference

The cool police called, they said 50 cent isn't good anymore.

cool police by Poo Poo Head May 7, 2003

Cool the Jets 

Someone telling you to calm down

Jees Matt, cool the jets! i only did your mother

Cool the Jets by Niall Robinson December 24, 2007

cool story dad 

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

cool story dad by rek-cram February 25, 2011

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again 

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

Cool kid rules 

The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise

In order to be a cool kid, you must follow all of the cool kid rules.

Cool kid rules by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015