Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.
Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
by older-wiser-better-stronger May 27, 2022
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It's a kerfuffle of epoch proportions, resulting from multiple poor decisions that can each only be described as unfortunate boondoggles that grew out of indifference by leadership and their inability to recognize and acknowledge their insane decisions, or lack thereof.
Clearly shaken by the events of the day, it was now apparent that the full impact of the clusterfuckastrophe was not yet known, but soon would be.
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Get the Clusterfuckastrophe mug.A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.
"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"
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Get the Clusterfuckian mug.Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.
I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.
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