ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Aryan classic

A social media post that celebrates Aryan heritage. Don't listen to the subhumans who say otherwise, they are jealous of us Aryans

"This is an Aryan classic fr"

by Saulman500 January 20, 2024

Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.

Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Boston Classic

The Act of Jumping forward with you Hands up in the air, and jump forward and belly flop.

Did you see him do the Boston Classic?!.

by Jayden the Maiden March 3, 2024

guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024