crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crustyboy

A male, usually, who sleeps on cum stained sheets.

"Don't speak to that crustyboy"
'he stinks like a crustyboy"

by Crustyboy January 10, 2005

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

christymarkwell

The middle, mediocre, or normal example in a situation of two opposite extremes. In a group of three, the most even-tempered, least sarcastic, least whiny, etc.

"Julie wears sooo much make-up, it's disgusting. Agnes is such a prude she wouldn't be caught dead with lip balm on. I guess Margaret is just the christymarkwell of this group."

by Liadan December 14, 2008

crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.

I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

by John Chapman June 1, 2007

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008