chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.

You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016

Cunt Chode

A loose pussy

Flynn has a cunt chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017

Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.

Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.

by JBKS November 6, 2009