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Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain
by Lochwood May 12, 2014
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captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!
Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.
by Atomic_Thomas July 10, 2016
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Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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Snack Captain

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.
by JulieDonair July 15, 2022
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Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022
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captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"
by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017
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Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.
"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."
by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017
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