Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.

Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Clanless Wonderdog

Heroic person with exceptional gaming talents. Frequently found helping the crapper team win by means of exceptional feats of general amazingness.

"Holy crap! Did you see that flag cap! That was worthy of Phil The Clanless Wonderdog man!"

by Philberticus September 29, 2003

Clanal

Being anally raped by an evil clown.

After watching the movie IT, my biggest fear is being clanalled.

by KylesShoe September 28, 2009

bite my clank

"Bite my clank" Known origins from Utah, USA, in or around the 1960's or 1970's. Used to reprimand in a joking manner...as in kiss my ass, etc. The "clank" that one is being told to bite can basically be left to the recipients imagination.

"Bite my clank", "KIss my ass", "buzz off", "bite my big one", "step off", etc.

by HugoDattaway November 21, 2013

Fancy King Clancy

An "Old King Clancy" for homosexuals, where an anal creampie is used as opposed to the standard vaginal creampie. This is a much more sophisticated sex move which requires the use of only the finest Canadian maple syrup.

In order to show how deeply he cared, he decided to give him a Fancy King Clancy for his birthday.

by Peanut Butter & Jelly January 20, 2011

Old King Clancy

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.

"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

by Kid A+ March 23, 2009

Clancy

He is a sexy 10-14 year old boy who everyone likes.

#sexy #clancy #everyonelikeshim

by plops345 June 10, 2018