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Buffaloed

Like getting catfished except they are the size of a buffalo instead of being skinny like their pictures
Alex:"I went on a date with this girl from Tinder".
Zack:" Oh yeah? How did that go?"
Alex:" Bad, the pictures she had of herself were way different, she was HUGE compared to her picture".
Zack:" Dude, you got buffaloed".
by Procondor November 17, 2019
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White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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Buffalo Bajak

When a man jacks another man's cock so they both can stay warm in the cold buffalo winters.
"When the plane went down we were both gonna die so I hit my boy with the old Buffalo Bajak and here we are, alive and well."
by swim0311 November 16, 2023
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Buffalo

Your probably searching Buffalo like the animal right? While today I'm writing about a different kind of Buffalo. Buffalo means that someone is your best friend. This began when me and my Buffalo, Maddy started calling each other bffls but the her little sister started calling it a Buffalo so that's what Buffalo is.
Me and my Buffalo went out for lunch this afternoon.
by Anal Buddies January 28, 2018
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Buffalo sprint

When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.
Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.
by Reenberg May 27, 2018
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The Dry Buffalo

The Dry Buffalo is initiated when the male coats his penis is Buffalo sauce and habenero pepper dust, then inserts it into the waiting female's anus.
"Yo bro, I gave your mom the Dry Buffalo last night, we both are still recovering."
by Plysammy August 31, 2022
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buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.
Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
by skylorddylllll November 15, 2019
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