Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

by Eff'r September 14, 2013

bone water

Jizz, semen, cum

"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"

"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"

by jizzyguy115 December 22, 2014

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006

Dry Bone

Getting a dry socket from oral sex.

No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!

by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

Jelly Bone

How to describe someone without a back bone. Generally followed or used simultaniously with the "jelly bone dance."

He can't stand up to her, he has a jelly bone.

by Ajax55 March 17, 2009

Booger Bone

When sick with the common cold, the booger bone is the biggest booger that is responsible for the production of other boogers and mucus. When one sneezes, blows, or otherwise ejects the booger bone from one's nose, the cold has been defeated and the individual should recover from his or her cold shortly thereafter.

- I think this cold is going to end soon- I just sneezed out the booger bone.

- I just blew the booger bone right out of my nose!

by Dr. Booger November 11, 2010