botard

a girl, or boy, who is totally dumb about boys

You're such a botard if you think he likes you.

by Tiandrea December 17, 2007

botard

A marginally intelligent human and/or Yoshi from Super Mario World 1,2...

NOOO dont fall botard!!

by jonny glock 9 & sean October 22, 2003

boardmasta

The masta of my board ;)

Oh, board you can have ALL of my board that you want!

by Cheatah November 18, 2002

boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass

Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.

by Anon. April 9, 2003

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

botardee

retarded, not smart enough

Stop acting botardee!

by Korn March 29, 2004