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trumpet blowjob

A term that was googled by a high school band teacher. The actual act is unknown at the time being, but one can see what said band teacher was imagining.
Yo, check out this video of a trumpet blowjob.
trumpet blowjob by Freedo Jones September 24, 2007
Origin: The phrase "blow job," for oral-genital sex performed on a male, is surprisingly new in terms of its widespread understanding and usage. It started to appear in slang dictionaries in the 1960s, around the time pop icon Andy Warhol released his film Blow Job, containing several explicit depictions of the act. Earlier the term had been used by college men, prostitutes, and printed in underground pornography, but it was not yet commonplace
I cant believe I paid only $5 for that blowjob!
blowjob by Hippie2011 January 9, 2011

anonymous blowjob 

An anonymous blowjob is the cock-sucking a guy can give or get if he goes to a glory-hole.
Some of the cadets here at the Academy who like to suck dick go to a glory-hole to give an anonymous blowjob lest someone think they're gay!
When someone sucks a penis and eats that shit up good?
Daddy I’m gonna give you a blowjob tonight
Blowjob by Jdbaivvajdbz May 20, 2018

Nuclear Blowjob 

When a male performs oral sex on a female, and the female cums, the male licks up all the secretion. After which, the female will give a blow job to the male, and at the time of orgasm, removes her head, letting the cum splatter all over the place. At the same time, the male will spit out all of the female's secretion that he has been holding in his mouth. Thus creating a huge explosion of cum.
She just gave me a Nuclear Blowjob, it was awesome
Nuclear Blowjob by Doctor Unk November 22, 2010

mexican blowjob 

This is when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman’s, usually of Hispanic decent, ass. Following this, the woman farts while the penis is still inserted.
GUY 1: Dude, I was having just a great time with my girl last night, than she gave me a mexican blowjob.
GUY 2: Dude, That's fucked up!