Skip to main content

n00b biscuit

1. (n.) A person, usually lacking in intelligence or skill
2. (n.) One who has just failed an easy task in life or a game and becomes comparable to a biscuit because of lack of talent.
3. (v.) When one fails a task or life, they become sucessfully "biscuited". (They become a biscuit)
4. (adv.) If one is in the presence of someone who is more talented or skilled, the skilled party can state that the lesser party is "biscuitly" or "n00b biscuitly".
5. (adj.) When one is not in the presence of a lesser party, but are still conversing of the lesser party, you refer to them as "biscuity" or "n00b biscuity".
1. "yo, Justin's a n00b biscuit. He can't even kill a goblin."
2. "Dude! Justin just got biscuited!" or "Yo! That goblin just n00b biscuited Justin!"
3. "Justin dude. You are definetly n00b biscuitly."
"SHUT UP!"
4. "Yo, I was talkin' to Justin earlier--"
"Yo, that n00b is so biscuity."
"I knowz!"
by Emcajorini March 20, 2007
mugGet the n00b biscuitmug.

quief biscuit

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form
I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said "You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!"
by Knotty Crew December 16, 2007
mugGet the quief biscuitmug.

Dick Biscuit

When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser
Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.
by UniRaven May 24, 2009
mugGet the Dick Biscuitmug.

ninja biscuit

When you fart in your hand and throw it in someone elses face. This was done in the movie Orgasmo.
A-cup: Merry Christmas (ninja biscuits Joe).
Joe: Ahroghorhoh
by razer6890 July 11, 2007
mugGet the ninja biscuitmug.

Biscuit Tin

The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc

An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
by Hector Knox December 30, 2005
mugGet the Biscuit Tinmug.

biscuit lickers

slang name for larger than life lips on an African-American. Angelina Jolie also has biscuit lickers, whether or not she is black.
Look at them there biscuit lickers!!
by Cali C March 27, 2008
mugGet the biscuit lickersmug.

Blow-on-a-Biscuit

Blow-on-a-Biscuit is a masturbation game that guys play where all the guys participating jerk off and blow their loads on a biscuit -- the last dude to have a cumgasm has to eat the biscuit.
It's Sunday night, and we're all gonna play Blow-on-a-Biscuit!
by eda-skip December 5, 2021
mugGet the Blow-on-a-Biscuitmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email