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absolute birthday 

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy
you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.
Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song 

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

Understandable, Happy Birthday 

This is just a simple phrase you use in sticky situations, or when you're simply fed up with the person you are currently talking to so that the person is then confused.
Tom: You look like my foot

Mark: Understandable, Happy Birthday

Charles Darwin's birthday 

February 12th. The day that people who know that the theory of evolution is a fact celebrate and work to educate people about evolution and to fight creationism which is a false and harmful view of the world. To believe in creationism is similar to believing that the world is flat.
lets celebrate Charles Darwin's birthday.

Keaton's Birthday 

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.
Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already