half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.

Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!

by thesensone June 16, 2011

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014

Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.

Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.

by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

Wrath Of Bean

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.

An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions

by Old dirty dog July 3, 2004

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009